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As you may or may not know , on election day just one week ago, wise Oklahomans smartly voted YES to prohibit Islamic Sharia Law from ever superceding the laws of their Great State of Oklahoma ……where , thanks to those voters , it is now ensured that only the wind, not crazed Imams, will come ‘whipping’ down the plains to bother the inhabitants.
And its working!
I am happy to report that on Sunday when The Celtics
beat The Oklahoma City Thunder ( aka the former Seattle SuperSonics) in Oklahoma City…. the NBA refs , following the new Oklahoma law, did not use Islamic Sharia Law even once to enforce any NBA rules, although Thunder players did play like they were stoned .
As Stephen Colbert said, “Since election Day, thanks to Oklahoma voters, the state now also prohibits cats from piloting airplanes for the major airlines“
and Webennezer notes that ,
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PLEASE NOTE: Oklahoma law does allow for cats to pilot “Minor Airlines.” * (Some Restrictions Apply)
Sincerely,
Oklahoma Feline Pilots Association
* The law forbids cats from using catnip for 12 hours before a flight.