There seems to be a major concern that President Obama doesn’t go to church very much.
If there was ever a true cause for alarm, America, this is it!
It was even a Page 1 story in The Boston Globe today !
Turns out that Obama has only gone to official church 4 x since he’s been president which, in my opinion, was a waste of four good Sunday mornings when he could have been schnuggling and schtupping Michelle.
He’s also gone a few times to the Chapel at Camp David to “think and pray ” in solitude.
“I’ll be alone with God for a few minutes and want no interruption….and does anyone have a match as I’d like to light a votive while there”.
I believe that visits to The Men’s Room at Camp David should count too.
Why? Because Obama was told directly by his predecessor that the Men’s Room at Camp David really worked to talk to God .
Even though Bush’s aides, quietly and privately, later explained to Obama that what Bush thought was a Morse code message from God himself was simply former Idaho Republican senator Larry Craig (he of the ‘wide stance when sitting ” )
tapping away with his feet from the next stall, the legend continues.
But, to be fair to Obama ,The White House wants you to know (this is true) that each day he reads a Daily Devotional which his aides attach to his Blackberry.
The last one read , “he who happy smiles forever” and on the back of it, much to Obama’s surprise. was
“winning rotto numbers” and “Learn Chinese”, showing the Chinese word for ‘rettuce’.
I’m not a religious man, but God help us when this crap matters !
Webeneezer Scrooge 