Being a New Englander, I never drive in Portsmouth, New Hampshire because, as one enters the beautiful city from the west on Route 33 which is a winding street , there’s a sign that says “Blind Drive”.
I know they’re liberal on the seacoast, but that’s carrying equality for the “sight challenged populace” a bit too far. It’s too liberal and dangerous for me.
Three thousand miles across the ocean,
the French seem to feel the same way as a young Islamic woman, driving in the medieval city of Nantes , was given a ticket for driving with her veil on, covering her entire face. She got ticketed for not having a ‘clear field of vision when driving”, a $28.00 fine.
Considering that France is debating whether to ban the veil nationally, this case is a
“Cest cest bon, how do you say, a big foo-king deal”
The woman has been driving nine years with her veil on and she feels that an injustice was done. Her lawyer, in a surprising move i.e., being correct for a change, has decided to sue the city.
I can capitalize on this as it might be just the right time to unveil, so to speak, my invention; perfect for just such an unjust occasion …
THE “IN CAR” VEIL CLAPPER
“Veil On! clap clap, Veil off! clap clap.
THE CLAPPER “
so when a Moslem lady sees a gendarme walk towards the car , she simply claps her hands and le conversation goes like this:
“Madame , Pardon e’mois. Were youu le wear-innng a veilllll”
“No, it must have been le someone else”
AND IN OTHER NEWS
….. in our very own desert, the great state of Arizona
has just passed a law that all people must carry ‘proof of citizenship” because if a police officer feels that you may be in this country illegally, you have to prove to ‘ der Gestapo’ that you belong here in the good ol’ USA.
“Papers Please”
This could be a real problem , not only for people of Latino descent, to whom it is obviously aimed, but other ethnic groups as well.
For example, on Friday , the first “illegal” sent back was Dr. Schlomo Goldstein, Chief of Neurosurgery at Phoenix General Hospital whose family imigrated to the United States in 1903 from Russia.
Yesterday he was living in a 8 bedroom golf course mansion ,
driving either his Bentley or a Cadillac Escalade around Scottsdale , with a swimming pool, tennis court, indoor gym and enjoying life with a lovely wife and three over-achieving kids.
Today, after being stopped by a Phoenix cop,
he is back in the shtetl in Ukraine selling fresh milk door to door in Anatevka, because he couldn’t prove his citzenship.
That’ll teach him and the ‘rest a them’ ethnic bastards where they really belong.